A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
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Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
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