When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.
Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.
by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020
Get the Legs akimbo mug.An adorable Japanese boy who is very innocent and caring as well; he would always brighten up your day! Akio is very lovable and you'll never forget about them, but sometimes they can get mad on rare occasions. If Akio cries then you'll feel like the worst person in the whole universe! Take care of Akio...
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Get the Akiko mug.A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.
The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.
The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.
The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.
I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!
by Iona ;-) December 8, 2007
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This is not only the correct term, but also the original, and oldest term for this.
However, Dual-Fisting is the term (created by the Halo community) that
is the most popular and widely accepted.
This is not only the correct term, but also the original, and oldest term for this.
However, Dual-Fisting is the term (created by the Halo community) that
is the most popular and widely accepted.
by Remy April 22, 2004
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Jenn gave birth today and that is clearly not my kid. Who knows who that whore slept with, but she better be getting some aliBony to help with these bills.
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