AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

avisexual

The intense sexual interest and attraction with a plane/plane parts and all things aviation

A kid in my class named Arown is an avisexual

by Big Aviation Papi December 14, 2017

Music aids

When an individual starts to sing, hum or whistle a tune uncontrollably due to being subconsciously influenced by hearing that tune sung, hummed or whistled by another individual or having heard the tune from the t.v. or radio.

In a classroom Mary starts to hum The white stripes' "Seven Nation Army" when she has stopped Billy, who is sitting across the room, continues on the tune unaware that he has just contracted music aids.

Mary may have infected the whole class!

by Haskins December 29, 2009

Gutter AIDS

The worst kind of AIDS. Often acquired from banging gutter sluts, and or dirty dwellings.

Dude 1: “If you don’t clean this kitchen we’re all going to get Gutter AIDS!”
Dude2: “Gutter AIDS aren’t real!”
Dude 1: “You bang that high school gutter slut you brought over here, then tell me it’s not real!”

by oncrack87 May 9, 2011

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

aidspantsy

aidspantsy simply means gross gay guys who will fuck other gay guys left and right. they are pretty sketchy, skeevy, and dirty, and they love spreading the HIV like its their job.

it can sometimes be used to just judge gross, slutty gay guys. they may not actually be HIV-spreaders, but you know they are probably just terrible fashion gays who can't keep it in their pants...

"Look at that cute boy!"

"The aidspantsy one? I feel like I am getting the HIV just looking at him. I know that kid. He fucks anything that moves."

by Mr. McQueen April 19, 2010