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legs apartment

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"
Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.
by Glens Garage August 1, 2011
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Plastic Apartment

A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.
When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.
by creator of papt March 5, 2009
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Cades apartment

The earthly form of heaven itself. Where the boof grows taller then ever and 4ft Asians rule the land.
Ava: so we heisting on Friday?
Bryant: oh shit, to cades apartment? Hell ya

Jonah: only if sabryna comes 😩
Cade: I’ve got that covered (filled up the bong)
All: womp the bong
by Katie’s forms October 7, 2020
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Hot Apartment Syndrome

A term used to describe an apartment that, despite being located in a temperate climate and is equipped with air conditioning, is africa-hot 24/7. Like most sexually transmitted diseases, one is not aware of this disease while viewing the apartment, but rather experience it after sleeping in it one time.

Typically even when you find the source of the heat, there's no way to shut it off and the superintendent, who's a dickbag, laughs as he apologizes at the same time and says sorry. Good thing you signed that 2 year lease last week.
I don't get it! I've been running the AC for 3 days straight at full blast and im still sitting in ball-soup. Its like this place has Hot Apartment Syndrome or some crap.

I don't want to stay at your place tonight, your place has Hot Apartment Syndrome. It's like fucking Zimbabwe in there.
by TPBSpeedwagon August 11, 2010
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mexican apartment

A small platform above a staircase in a house, or any other tiny, inaccessable room.
Pedro couldn't afford the rundown 1-bedroom apartment in the ghetto, so he rented out the Mexican apartment above the Jones' staircase for ten dollars a month.
by Nirvana_Girl June 9, 2011
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in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
by ladymadonna July 16, 2008
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tour my first apartment

Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.
"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
by Blayze Kohime August 30, 2022
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