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A.S.P.

At Some Point.
Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.

The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.
Hey, are you coming to my party?
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)
by FreemDeem February 15, 2010
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A.S.O.A.B

A.S.O.A.B - Arrogant Son Of A Bitch, a term used to call someone arrogant just coz they are being a little bit up themselves about a certain situation. Not to be taken very seriously,
Person One: Man i basicaly led my team to victory today. i mean i scored just about all out points, i out rebounded everyone, and i even dunked on there biggest guys! no one could beat me!

Person Two: Good job, your such an A.S.O.A.B though! :P

Person One: Haha, you know it ;D
by MrChockThunder December 14, 2009
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a.s.s.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

_____
A.s.s.
by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 23, 2009
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A.S.H

Art School Hoe. Usually taking pictures, drawing, on Tumblr etc.

Sorta like a teenage hipster. It's pretty evident that they will end up being one. They usually wear a beanie or some type of Amish hat, chucks or Dr. Martens, round glasses, black jeans and a graphic tee. They have a peculiar taste in music, and of course, a passion for the arts.
Jay: Look at that girl over there with the beanie taking pictures and being all artsy...

Marcus: Oh that's Ki. A total A.S.H.

Jay: A what?

Marcus: She's an Art School Hoe
by Random150 September 18, 2016
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A.S.A

awkward sexual advances

usually made by a horny boy to a girl that is semi interested
Girl: me and tom were having a great date untill he tried to finger me in the movie theatre

Friend: haha..that was a total A.S.A!!!!!!
by koolcid July 24, 2009
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A.S.S

Asian Secret Society
Created in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A large criminal organization with plans for world domination, created in late 2003 by a Chinaman, 2 Viets, and a South Asian Brotha.
Yo, you better watch yo' ass, the A.S.S. is around.
by StiLL Matic October 10, 2005
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A/S/LOL

Used to express one's amusement. Combines "A/S/L with LOL" to create confusion for one turn.
...and then the bear said: "Hey wait, THAT'S NOT A TOASTER" A/S/LOL!
by Doorselfin March 25, 2003
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