guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"
by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
Get the How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood mug.In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 20, 2014
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? mug.Like it sounds. Also the name of a song by the band called Analy Inserted Angle Grinders from Dominic College in Tasmania, Australia.
by Some guy from Dominic College. September 29, 2008
Get the your sister looks like a wookie mug.JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
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Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004
Get the does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? mug.A variation of the infamous "cleveland steamer" where you pull the girl's panties up over the poop after shitting on her chest.
A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).
It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
A proper "tarp on a woodpile" is executed when you stretch the panties up over the poop while she is still wearing them (note that "granny panties" work best, thongs are quite challenging).
It is also acceptable (but not as desirable) if her panties have already been tossed aside to simply place them on top of the poo.
Tom, having grown tired of giving Viv nightly cleveland steamers, decided to make good use of her laundry-day granny panties and give her a "Tarp on a Woodpile."
As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)
As a souvenir of the momentous occasion and Tom's inventive sexual aptitude, Viv had the granny panties framed and displayed in the living room for all to see. (She bought new ones for laundry day)
by Willie Phistergash January 7, 2012
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