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Dirty Smithy

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA
Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy
by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025
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Smithy

Mike: Heyo Smithy!

Smithy: wasup my niga
by kitsfornine9324235 May 19, 2021
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Smithy

Smithy : A white with a monotone voice ; who lacks personality. When a Smithy retells a story he also says the N word with a hard R.
Smithy got too comfortable and said the N word with his African American acquaintances, he is disinvited from the cookout.

Look at that smithy, he’s a real jerk.

Listen to smithy, he sounds more monotone than Ben stein.

Don’t be a smithy.
by Inside peanut butter May 23, 2022
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Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour
Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"
by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018
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Smithy

Tbh you don’t really wanna know it’s that bad. It’s the next level after a bot burger.
Smithy, is a bot burger.
by Liam Collins February 21, 2020
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SMITHY

the one who can bring voice pitch to a whole new level of high
AAAAAAH, SHIT MY EARS HURT , HOW HIGH IS THAT?! IS HE POSSIBLY A SMITHY
by Kebdkzn March 8, 2020
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A Smithy

Dogging tha boiz. When someone ditches or lets down his mates for no reason.
"Hey are you coming to footy today?" "Nah im pullin a smithy".
by flaba jaba waba noonga March 18, 2011
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