The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

by Not hurst February 5, 2021

Hurst

That one dude that is addicted to Hentai and Anime. Usually has a pair of disappointed parents. Possibly gay.

“Yea I watch Hantai!” “Hurst moment!”

by Yo Mama homosexual January 2, 2023

IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.

Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro

by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024

Heritage hursted

When your dorm room has so much mold, your body reaps the consequences of it.

Sam: bro look at all this mold
Chad: ikr we’re getting heritage hursted, I can barely breathr

by Tickle5544 January 20, 2026