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@ヴァレン#5559 Is japonesse for val also add my cord 13-15

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by RealityVal October 12, 2020
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9 to 5

A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.

Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
by wtfisapseudoym August 17, 2017
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5-9

pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".
Sherm:5-9
swissBoy: haha *nods* 5-9 indeed
theBrother: no for me
Sherm: hahahhahaha
by ricky (shermz) December 10, 2005
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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.
Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.
by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025
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9 to 5 pussy

Time standard of a vigaina that's been subjected to levels of " body weight pressure" from a 8 hour work day that determines the level of brine "saltines" that is obtained thru acts of cunnilingus.

Warning: anything over the standard 8 hour workday, May result in low levels of hypertension
Marshall said that girl had some 9 to 5 pussy!
by Dinosaur dentist November 23, 2025
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5/9

( MR ROBOT SPOILER WARNING )

The central event and massive cyberattack in the TV series Mr. Robot (2015–2019). On May 9, 2015 (the date chosen as Elliot Alderson's father's birthday, hence "5/9"), the hacker group fsociety (led by Elliot, with help from the mysterious Dark Army) executed a zero-day exploit targeting E Corp (nicknamed "Evil Corp"), the world's largest conglomerate holding massive debt records.
The hack erased all consumer debt data stored by E Corp, effectively wiping out trillions in loans, credit card balances, student debt, etc., for ordinary people. Fsociety framed it as revolutionary wealth redistribution against corporate greed, but it backfired hard: it crashed global markets, caused economic chaos, job losses, riots, suicides, and power struggles. Later seasons reveal layers like the Dark Army's hidden motives, Stage 2 plans, and Elliot's dissociative identity disorder tying into the plot.
In online fandom, blackpill/incel-adjacent, or hacker/edgy communities, "5/9" gets referenced as the ultimate "system takedown" or anti-corporate rebellion symbol—sometimes memed ironically or glorified in dark humor, though the show itself shows its devastating unintended consequences.
Person A: "Society is rigged by corps holding all the debt records."
Person B: "Just pull a 5/9 and erase it all. Fsociety style—debt gone, chaos incoming"
by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026
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