October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

Make out for as long as u can

Hey babe let’s make out for longer than 3 mins because it’s October 26

by Willy ur mister October 24, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush out day! It’s ok if you get rejected.

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it’s october 26
Person 2: Okay

by JoeMama2.0 October 25, 2019

October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 26, 2019

october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019

October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

by Zimbaweee October 23, 2019

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 26, 2019