October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 19, 2019

October 26

Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky

Rylee: Hey when is your birthday

Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!

by Rylee20091 October 25, 2019

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 27, 2019

October 26

You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush

Crush:hi

You:”holds hand”
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26

by Alliewally19 October 26, 2019

October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019

October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 27, 2019