october 26

national kick a dick in the dick day

anna: *kicks jack in the dick*

jack: why did you do that?

anna: its october 26th

jack: mening?

anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day

by urassphat' November 26, 2020

October 26

National make your toxic ex jealous day

“Oh look the ugly bean pole is crying in a corner cause you look so hot” “Why?” “Cause it’s October 26th

by Kiwiiiiiii October 26, 2020

October 26

October 26 is national best friend day. Show your best friend how much they mean to you

October 26 appreciate your friends

by _yvng.lissa October 24, 2019

October 26

National Fighting Day. Rock somebody’s shit and don’t get in trouble for it, Period.

Its October 26
:and??
Imma beat yo ass

:bet

by Yxngdaddydraco October 21, 2021

October 26

October 26th is national give your small friend a compliment day!

friend:hey Mia you look really pretty today!
(Small friend):Oh thanks and you!

Friend:it’s october 26th national give your small friend a compliment day!
(Small friend): ohhh okay!!

by tikokgirlll October 26, 2019

october 26

national hug your crush day, full send no letdowns if thy say ewe say it was a dare FULL SEND

Tommy hay Susie is my crush and it is October 26 * hugs*
Susie aw *hugs*

by mach maker October 26, 2020

October 26

Today is the day all girls and VSCO girls have been waiting for! Kick a f-boy day. Wipe of all their makeup off. Buy them some soft boy clothes and rip that chain necklace of their very neck.

F-boy: Hey don't touch my face with that crusty wipe! The heck.
VSCO girl: NO! Its Kick a F-Boy day. This is pay back for kicking me on October 24th. I love October 26

by FrickFBoys October 25, 2019