Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 3, 2022

Chloe landos

A loud girl who likes to smell farts

There goes Chloe Landos sucking a fart

by Ethemia214 March 19, 2025

lando

someone who talks to much.

this guy is totally a lando

by checktheloot September 19, 2022

Lando fanclub

A fanclub for The super duper awesome lando

Lando fanclub is amazing

by Lando fanclub December 17, 2016

Dirty Lando

A person who dresses up as lando norris (formula 1 driver) whilst fluttering his cape from the Star Wars character Lando Calrissian whilst proceeding to make car noises whilst “flying” his toy millennium falcon into person’s vagina or urethra. He then proceeds to watch the 2021 Russian Grand Prix whilst screaming “NO!” when Lando Norris fucks up.

I met this weird guy yesterday when I went to the McLaren Technology Centre. We went back to his scratty little place. We went to do the devils tango of which he then proceed to do a Dirty Lando. I was unimpressed so I brought my kid over and took off his clothes to which I proceeded to ring the police and label him as a child predator.

by DaRealNigelFarage69 December 31, 2021