A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.
Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.
by bananaplush February 26, 2016
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
She is a very hilarious math teacher. Calls her students brats everyday, all day. She always has a big smile on her face, and is always ready to teach her math class.
Defintley a Mrs. Stengl.
by hasc■101 June 12, 2018
A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
by ComputerWorld January 18, 2024
by Nibba9292 October 15, 2019
A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
by fidgetspinnerganggang April 25, 2019