iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

WeirdCore Kid

Gideon Titus Bratland, known professionally as WeirdCore Kid, is an American musician, singer, songwriter, rapper, editor, director, actor, voice actor, producer, and retired VTuber. Kid became well known in 2023, when he published his music exclusively on BandLab. Aside from his musical productions, WeirdCore has made several films that he all publishes on YouTube.

I love WeirdCore Kid's music.

by weirdcorekidofficial March 10, 2025

Yodeling Walmart Kid

This isnt Know your meme

Yodeling Walmart Kid probably has an article of it on know your meme

by hit that mf yeet April 9, 2018

Skibidi kid

Someone under the age of 10

That kid over there is a Skibidi kid

by pseudoapplealation March 26, 2024

Valorant kid

White spazzy Virgin kid, allergic to grass, Irrelevancy beyond the sound barrier and has a microscopic PP so he is Rejected by his family. Mostly Known as a non loved lazy fuck to society.

Damm Algraal is such a valorant kid. L Bozo

by Algraal May 11, 2022

Peacoat kid

That one kid in school who wears a peacoat and flat cap of some sort. They are usually shady characters and are quiet but pretty chill if you know them. Don't ever mess with their friends or you'll find a group of them waiting around a corner for you. They always tend to be Irish or Arab.

Bailey: You seen that guy Benjamin? He's a peacoat kid.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.

by AgentAsexual February 7, 2023