Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 30, 2022

The Cat

A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok

You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute

by Felt cute, might scream kachow November 7, 2019

Hans' Cat Moment

Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day

That's a Hans' Cat Moment

by evansucker1945 February 7, 2023

Cat

Fluffy thing that is 90% liquid and can practically fit any where.

Joe: where is our cat fluffy?
Me: oh he is in the cheez-it box.

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

Cat bunch

To rub ass together in a sexual manner often done at mature clubs

“Did you cat bunch her? She was down to bunch.”

“Her parents loved me. But I can’t marry her. She refuses to cat bunch.”

“The tests show she Dies of natural causes... although... she had clearly been cat bunched within 24 hours of the murder... if only we could all die that way...”

by Hugo Martinez September 6, 2020

Cat/Valenphobic

When you want to opress the person Cat or Valen

Cat/Valen: You hobnob lookin ahh bitch, you be lookin like my dead grandmas ashes!!
Ajax: Im Cat/Valenphobic istg.

by ajax96 December 30, 2022

Constipated cat

the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.

“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”

by chihuahuacheese07 August 19, 2023