Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

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Code Brown

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.

I almost got arrested for having all that pot, but I "code brown'd" the cop.

by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

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Brown Pillow

The sexual act when you and your partner get on top of a pillow and begin preforming the reverse cowgirl as she is shitting out diarrhea all over you mans penis and the pillow beneath them.

"Hey, Cindy you want to create a brown pillow?"

"YES!"

by Roflakintalkinferd November 28, 2011

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jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 4, 2009

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Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

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