the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
by Prik Nash July 08, 2019
by LorelaiGilmore May 21, 2016
The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
No way dude that chick is a stalker, sent her crazy friend to get my number, and is a total glad bag
by wadasayswat November 18, 2010
by gilly_willy June 09, 2004
"dang, phil I was almost on your side here, but now this? I might as well call you Dr. Phil-a-bag-and-flip-it."
by badbitchofthefield March 16, 2018
1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.
1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
by The Leedale October 29, 2008