Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york

OMG I saw a nokia monkey

by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021

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Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

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monkey

you r a rasict

is that a monkey in the tree

by ur public grandma April 3, 2023

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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .

Never monkey with another Monkeys Monkey.

by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022

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chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

by Zookie man October 3, 2021

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All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

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