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Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021
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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)
“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”
by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019
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dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details
bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one
by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010
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Small Jack

Jack isn’t and will never be tall
Jack: wanna go on a date?

Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack
by jwall22 March 8, 2022
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jack

he has big cock and likes brunnetes
person 1 : jacks sexy
person2 : ayeeee
by jeffhodglik June 28, 2021
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jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
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