Fake ID face

serious stare with 22 degree tilt to the head. One eyebrow must be raised slightly. Amateurs make this face while taking a face ID picture.

You: Hey Ryan in oder to get in this room you must do a fake ID face.

Ryan (tilt head serious look eyebrow raised)

by bigsillywilly November 11, 2010

Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.

Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"

by titans101 May 8, 2010

fucking poo face

A disgraceful insult for a little shit.

Twerp: Btw I killed your dog.

Macho Man: You fucking poo face.

by Truffle the Minion March 4, 2014

shit faced grin

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced

Shawn has that shit faced grin again

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

pretty face wasted

When a male or a female is really attractive but the public opinion of them is highly negative because they are just a shitty human being, typically due to the way they treat others.

Person 1 - "I don't see why everyone hates on Rebecca so much, she is fucking gorgeous."
Person 2 - "Yeah but she's pretty face wasted, I saw her tell a homeless veteran that he was disgusting and pepper sprayed him when he asked her for some change."

by SirAlexWest January 27, 2015

Resting Smug Face

We've all heard of resting bitch face, and I think we all know what it means. We would like to recognize other resting faces: people who just can't help but look a certain way without even trying. Our first is resting smug face: someone who just looks smug unless they're trying to look another way, like angry or amused.

That guy is so cocky, he even has resting smug face.

by wamathmom June 11, 2015

Under the oath face

Faking facial expressions, being really good at lying

I can never tell when she's lying, she has such an under the oath face

by PopRock216 October 19, 2016