The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.
by idiot99 June 20, 2019

by Berry Big Back February 11, 2025

by Gay legs May 25, 2018

I was drunk in the shower and fell. He gave me a piggy ride to the ER then I gave my friend sack back on the way there.
by Sugar Flaps August 20, 2021

by What's a Pseudonym? August 30, 2012

by Piece of a grain August 17, 2022

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.
Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.
by Ebutta December 2, 2022
