Any person under the age of 15 who is very attached to their electronics/video games. This person may appear to not be so hygenic since majority of their time is going into whatever video game they love.
My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.
by KobeBeanBryant24 January 25, 2025
Get the Ipad Kidmug. A TV block that people watch if they are too cool for PBS Kids yet are poor. It airs 90% commercials, 10% actual programming.
by anonymous June 2, 2023
Get the Kids WBmug. A kid that is very strong and post a lots of pictures of his abs in instagram. They press his stomach so hard that they end up being more pressed than the screws of a submarine.
by cheese faces December 3, 2019
Get the Submarine kidmug. 
coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel run by two people, Tadgh and Cameron.
Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny
twitch channel, however they are going to hell.
Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny
twitch channel, however they are going to hell.
by got monkey man August 4, 2023
Get the coolest kid in the morguemug. The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug. by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016
Get the same to you kidmug.