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Downriver Hand-Me-Down

A gesture of kindness between two Downriver gentlemen where a used condom is recycled by "shaking out" the ejaculate and handed to a friend or acquaintance to be recycled for a sexual encounter.
"Dude, I blew all of my cash on Bud-Light and this dope-ass Darren McCarty Wings jersey. Do you mind wringing out your snake skin after you pipe Crystal and hooking me up with the old Downriver Hand-Me-Down? Debbie won't let me bang her without a rubber after I gave her crabs."
by Lazynugz August 14, 2019
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Meet Me In Havana Casserole

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!
by Tray in Corpus November 4, 2012
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Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.
Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"
by The Thundercock April 24, 2023
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Nina with me like a Guard

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.
Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!
by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021
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dit me 4G Viettel

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their mobile internet bandwidth is so bad and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me 4G viettel, dit me nha mang so 1 viet nam"
by dit me VNPT March 15, 2022
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Don't Stop Me Now

A song by the most amazing band in the world, Queen. The song is so fucking upbeat and happy that i accredit it for single handedly pulling me out of a horrible depression. Why be all depressed for no reason when Freddy Mercury was DYING from AIDS (and still made a song as happy as this)? There's worse shit in the world than your own.
Emo Kid: My mommy doesn't love me, I'm going to go cut myself QQ

Me: FUCK OFF TWAT I'M LISTENING TO QUEEN, DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!
by Tyluhhh October 7, 2008
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fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.
by k hoff July 1, 2008
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