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What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
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to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2013
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Capitan Jack

Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."

"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
by Jay42 October 12, 2017
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Jack in the box

jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”
by cheesenoods June 9, 2023
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Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him
"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"
by Sloma Jack Clucks June 22, 2023
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Jack

Jack a very cute hot loyal boy who loves food and loves watching the movie single drunk women lots of women ask Can you be my Girlfriend but he always say no to women with a bear he loves German women and Chinese food he exercises everyday (that’s why he got a 10-pack)
Girl 1: hey is jack your bf? He is really hot!

Girl 2: yes he is he is actually soo fricking hot
by Urmom2345876 January 30, 2022
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Jack Rabbit

A mexican girl who goes for exclusively black guys

basically mexican/ brown snow bunnies
by spacecowgirl0 March 15, 2023
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