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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Jack Smitty

A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
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Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?
by Dre2k August 15, 2021
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Jack Munro

Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019
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Jack

Jack is a funny, caring, and loyal. He is the jokester among a group. But don't underestimate him! He presents himself as an easygoing person, however, he does very well when he puts his mind to it. He is easily lost in thought. Although he speaks a lot, he keeps his biggest troubles guarded, using humor as a shield. Even though he is very energetic, Jack does get tired sometimes and drifts away for a bit. He values friendship and loyalty. One of his pet peeves is lying. Although their being on time is not their strongest trait

Cherish the Jack's in your life!
When is Jack going to be here.
I can't keep a straight face when Jack is around!
by LuneSkipper December 2, 2022
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