hot mess mom

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

Boss:"Is that banana on your shirt?"
Mom:".....yes."
Boss:"Jesus Christ. You are a Hot Mess Mom."

by thehotmessmom April 4, 2017

hot olive salad

Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.

Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!

by Fagam’s hero January 19, 2018

hot dog in the bun

basic sex move where the guy slides his boner between the woman's labias(the bun).HOLD THE ONIONS!

Being short on condoms i served up a nice friendly hot dog in the bun.

by daynal January 16, 2012

A hot rebeca summer

A hot rebeca summer is a summer described for, my future wife rebeca, who doesn’t know that any summer with her fine ass in it is a hot one! Even though we still building that bridge tho lemme catch any one of y’all mfs using this phrase SHES MINE

“Wow, Rebeca is fine.” Oh sorry lmfao y’all wait had to point that out

“Them girls are looking fye, are they having a hot rebeca summer?”

by imdefnotlundan July 25, 2021

Drop it like it's hot

1) to drop your booty as if it were something hot.(meant for women)
2) a Snoop Dogg song.
3) drop or put something down quickly.

1) "Girl did you see dat?" This ho just dropped it like it's hot all up on yo man."
2) "when dem pimps try to get a you: Drop it like it's hot(3x)"
3)" Bitch, you better drop that shit like it's hot!"

by SouthernHospitality July 31, 2009

hot cock sandwich

it's a blow job, you idiot.

"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."

by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004

Kentucky Hot Pocket

The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)

"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."

by Tuna Pando October 17, 2006