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Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024
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Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.
You have a cat? Good luck.
by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023
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Cat dog

When you are looking at a rainbow and your dog comes up behind you with a dead cat
Omg John I just experienced a CAT DOG the other day!
by Peepeepoopoo pp January 18, 2022
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Fat Cat

A cat that has eaten too much and the food turns into fat and so its just a ball of fur it seems like.
by ThisPlaceIsntWhatItseems May 31, 2020
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Cat

The ball of fluff
The best ball of fluff
The cutest ball of fluff
A cotton ball
Has a cute face like :3
Paw face: :3c
Mad/ determined face: >:3
40 different breeds
Sharp claws
House cat(pet)
Big kitty(wild cat)
Cuddly
The cat scared the dog to death with their cuteness.
by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022
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sydney the cat

She is a cat a very smile cat that hates everyone but sometimes sleeps on my console controller. She likes to be pet but only for brief moments then she grabs on to you and never lets go she likes food and she is smol but she is fully grown she is the smolest cat and she gets attacked 24/7
by Maatinn February 20, 2018
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Nyan cat

Is a meme and not gay people may have an opinion but it means nothing yes it has a rainbow but so does the sky so who cares
by Nyan cat July 19, 2019
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