double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

boomer double down

When a baby boomer doubles down on something they know is wrong so that they don't have to face the possibility of being wrong. Often relating to technology. Seems to get worse the older they get. Possibly a sign of early dementia.

Terry pulled a boomer double down as he insisted that Firefox was his search engine and his browser was Google. He just wouldn't listen to reason, probably because he knew he was wrong and wanted to avoid looking stupid.

by CuriouslyStrange February 24, 2021

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Pitchers double

Having sex with a mom and daughter simultaneously.

Best night of my life was when I threw a pitchers double.

by DaPole March 4, 2021

Sloppy Double

In a cuckholding situation, the cuck and the other man perform double penetration on a woman. Once both have finished to completion, the cuck is made to perform oral sex on the woman, and suck the cum from her vagina and anus.

Damn, my mouth is still salty from that sloppy double last night.

by HemorrhoidOnHumanity'sAsshole March 12, 2021

double tender fuck

when you eat a crispy juicy tender

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender

by transfucker19280 March 13, 2021

double knockout

When smoking weed and drinking beer.

Step 1 . Take a deep breath of weed from a joint, blunt,pen, etc.

Step 2 immediately chug a beer

Step 3 exhale the weed 😎

Did you see that girl take a double knockout . She took it both at the same time..

by Gr8gramcracker March 17, 2021