cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

cat knows

an atheist way to say that some kind of information is unavailable for mere humans

I wonder what woman do want, ever?
Oh dude, cat knows!

by thesaluki January 7, 2019

cat's tush

A small piece of hair under your bottom lip.

You have a cat's tush under your lip.

by Dellach October 20, 2013

Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

Fat cat

A living thing that poops in a box and is chubby. DONT MESS AROUND WITH A Fat cat

Person 1:what’s your cats name?
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.

10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry

by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019

Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

Cat

not dog

my cat is not a dog

by three lines March 20, 2020