An emotionally unavailable male who doesn’t believe in commitment to one female; so instead he decides to stick his dick in many females from California to New York.
Girl 1: Hey do you know Jay? Because I’m dating him.
Girl 2: Really ? But I’m dating him too?
Both girls: Ugh; Jay is such a hoe.
Girl 2: Really ? But I’m dating him too?
Both girls: Ugh; Jay is such a hoe.
by Gorjesss February 1, 2023
Get the Hoemug. list of gurus that help support this definition of hoes be mad
james charles, jeffree star, gabriel zamora, ect
james charles, jeffree star, gabriel zamora, ect
by idkhbtfm165 May 19, 2019
Get the hoes be madmug. The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*
“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Hoe Posemug. by Vxrtplays February 6, 2021
Get the Hoemug. A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.
Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
by Smurkio August 18, 2024
Get the teacher's hoemug. by Fuckalexdelena September 30, 2017
Get the Hoemug.