Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. A phrase used in street skateboarding to describe you need a moment to relax in between your tries because of all the cigarettes you smoke while being out of your comfort zone.
The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
The timespan can vary a lot depending on someones health and smoking habits.
by DiedieGruppe July 9, 2019
Get the New York Minuetmug. i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"
new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"
random: "oh.. that place"
by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025
Get the New Egyptmug. 
A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.
Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.
by Englishmajor5697 December 12, 2017
Get the New England Whiffmug. by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
Get the New England Water Birthmug. by why? why you wanna know, sus. March 2, 2023
Get the New Wordmug.