Get my chomp on.

To eat food.

I just ordered some Chinese food, I am going to "Get my chomp on."

by A.J.V August 25, 2009

Skip to my Toot

The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".

"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

tickled my lollocks

An expression used to say that something made you laugh.

That movie was so funny, it really tickled my lollocks.

by Smurfy12 February 26, 2010

suck my pineapple

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.

"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010

my space match

to have an argument with someone you have never met through a common friends my space page.

I sent my buddy a message on my space and his crazy ex thinks she has to comment on it, so now the my space match is on. Current score 3-2

by boxin bitch May 23, 2009

chasin' my taint

an expression deeming uncomfortable closeness or excess authority

"My momma's really been chasin' my taint since I kifed that dime bag from her stash."
"Back off man, you're really chasin' my taint!"

by Quiggsly December 25, 2009

shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011