Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

jack-banana

uh

you are such a jack-banana

by jack.banana April 24, 2017

Jack Melville

A manly biker dyke that will accept fisting as payment for nearly anything

Person: Hey sorry i forgot your 5$

Jack Melville: Its okay just fist me as payment im also a gay jew

by Morgun_freemon May 4, 2017

Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017

Jack Limb

A person who thinks he's/her thinks their always right.

2+1=4 ( that's wrong )

Jack Limb- No that's correct and realistic!

by Moneyboi69 September 7, 2017

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018