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go suck a hairy one

Referring to giving oral to a hairy penis, typically said as an insult or said after an embarrassing joke.
Jeff: "You pull no girls, Jason."
Jason: "Go suck a hairy one.
by 9Daggers July 26, 2023
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One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023
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the one who executes furries

he goes by the furries executioner, known as a menace to society, nuked social media accounts and servers, known on discord for raiding and ruining furry and lgbt servers, he might be in your server this instance, and he's also known for his corrupt and dark humor jokes and memes
the one who executes furries visited last night
by Arnold von pots August 23, 2022
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One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.
Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.
by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022
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Open Net Syndrome (ONS)

ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.
My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.
by YT: TheOneTheOnly November 9, 2022
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one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
by valgl𓂀 December 10, 2021
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