Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom
by EatTheBones October 23, 2020
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What you don't have and what you wish you had
Jake Paul:Hey Jack dam you got friends
Jack: Yeah *gets gun*
Jake Paul: what you gunna use that for?
Jack: My friends ):
by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 13, 2018
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Fuck it ya I wear drag Queen make up im not a hoe lots of guys like me you can keep or have him blah blah blah I know I have made true friend on my mission to succeed im not a patient person but those who have been there for me I won't ever forget you. I never had to fight for your love or our friendship and that irreparable to me.life about being respected as a good person giveing everything you can to the people that are important to you .
I love my friends you helped me fight a war. Killed my insecurities and showed me that i am a special person and that im not alone.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 18, 2019
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Friends can be there for you. Friends can ditch you. Friends will help. Friends won't care. This must be pretty confusing, but it's true. When you first meet a friend, they're different. They act better and surprisingly nice. Once they take advantage of you they won't care anymore. They can hurt your feelings or make you feel bad about yourself. Your friend(s) might be different from the one(s) I just explained. There are also other friends that are good. Ones that when you are crying your head off, they will still be there for you, even though they might have an attention span of a goldfish and start laughing when one of your "friends" who makes you feel "happy everyday" does something funny on the swings and tells your true friend to come over, but she chooses to stay with you. People are cruel. People are nice. There are lots of people who get bullied and they feel sad about it but they barely know the people and the people barely know them, but when it's one of your "you though she was your friend" friend then it makes it worse. The thing that makes is worse is if ALL of your "you though she was your friend" friends bully you. It might not be physically or verbally, but still if they ignore you and run away, get some new friends, which I know is not gonna be that easy but in 10 years, you won't even remember what they look like, unless your parent is BFF's with the "friends" parent, and you are forced to see her, I'm sorry my job to write a lot of words here, IS DONE.
Person #1: Do you want to be friends?

Person #2: Yeah, sure!
by Debra Queen June 13, 2018
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I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
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A show that I've seen but never watched.
Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2022
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Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 28, 2020
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