Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.
by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022
Get the Tunnel timemug. by huwoansj April 28, 2021
Get the 13th times the charmmug. When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
Get the Time Retardationmug. by Inni84 November 3, 2023
Get the I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my handsmug. "Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.
by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025
Get the Military Timemug. It's the 1800s....
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
"NIGGA GET MY SOCK PUPPET"
"Okay white man."
"Damnit i'm a racist cracker cuz i'm a slave to the times"
by DirkHundersin May 20, 2014
Get the slave to the timesmug. 