grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
by FLwheeler January 06, 2016
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
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monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 05, 2024
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grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.
1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!
by sneakydan1 February 25, 2011
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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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