Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 01, 2022

national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

spitting cum

Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.

Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.

by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021

cum griller

A panini press

Check out this cum griller I found on Amazon!

by Hallowsleeve September 15, 2022

cum doggy

a person who gets on all fours while begging for semen

“hey look at those two”
“yeah the one on the right is definitely the left’s cum doggy”

by dookiemcshitter April 28, 2024

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021