First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011

Audrey Shiremen Syndrome

Audrey Shiremen syndrome is the syndrome of being attached to somebody that will always neglect you and never want you. typically the Audrey Shiremen syndrome vocalizes itself through desperate pleas for affection which seem to never be reciprocated.

“I heard that girl won’t stop texting Pryor about how she misses him.”
“Did Pryor ever say anything like that to her?”
“Nope.”
“She definitely has Audrey Shiremen Syndrome.”

by Pryor D July 29, 2019

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011

relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011

lazy bastard syndrome

me

I have lazy bastard syndrome n I don't care what you say

by lazybastardhaha October 28, 2013

Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.

Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.

by kilday April 7, 2019