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monkey

an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.
You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey
by his other side bitch May 16, 2018
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Math Monkey

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
by John Yang May 16, 2018
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Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018
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Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.
by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018
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Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
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project monkey

A female of any race (usually African American) Whom is very loud and obnoxious in a very unsophisticated way. A female who is ok with living below the poverty line with no hope to change or prosper. A messy female . A ratchet female. A female with no class or home training
You see those girls yo the left screaming to the top of their lungs“Who want a issue” those are project monkeys ,the ladies to your right sipping that belaire laughing at the ones to the left those are black queens.
by Strawberry C May 26, 2018
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Porch Monkey

A Racial Slur to a black man because of their Ancestors
by TheRacialMan December 13, 2017
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