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National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)
what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”
by lavender haze December 18, 2023
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Imaginary Friend Effect

When a person seems invisible or unheard in group functions and only seems to be interacted with in one on one conversations.

In groups they are often ignored and their opinion is disregarded. Like a child's imaginary friend, they only seem to exist when no one else is around.
I feel like I only exist with one person. I must have the Imaginary Friend Effect.
by 420BIIIIIGBEEERTHAAAAA69 April 10, 2023
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Friend

a word that conjures up images of warm, fuzzy feelings and happy memories. But why limit ourselves to such a narrow definition? Let's redefine "friend" as a more romantic word, one that connotes passion and desire. A "friend" is now someone who not only shares your interests and experiences but also stirs your soul and quickens your pulse. They are a person with whom you have an unbreakable bond of love and devotion, a partner in every sense of the word. In short, a "friend" is someone who makes your heart race and your knees weak, someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, sharing all of life's joys and sorrows. So forget about platonic relationships and embrace the true meaning of "friend" - as a word that speaks to the depths of your heart and the fire of your soul.
Being with you feels like coming home, my dearest friend.
by jb8292L April 12, 2023
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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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