Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020

fuck your male friend day

Fuck your male friend day is February 14, literally means fuck your guy friend.

Jamal: Yo bro you gonna ask Anabel for Fuck your male friend day?
Chase: hell yea

by Stdclanjsp November 19, 2022

Friends

Friends are amazing people who will always have your back. They look out for you and make sure that you are always ok. They laugh at you if you have done something stupid and make fun of you but at the end of the day you couldn’t survive without them.

I love my friends they are so supportive of me

by Anna_kaori January 27, 2020

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

Let’s just be friends

The words that your crush says to u when u say u like them then in their head they’re going: ‘ Shit. I don’t like like them. How do I tell them?*Looks on urbandictionary.com* oh ok,’. A.K.A The death of you ESPECIALLY if you said it in front of other people.

Dude-ess: I love you.
Dude’s Head: Damn it I don’t like them
Dude: Let’s just be friends...

by Numnumcookie1234yeet January 24, 2020

Friends

Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")

Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.

by KoolKid2007 May 12, 2019