Cum

A result of a mans HARD work and excitement

Otherwise known as Jizz

1 second in and I have already produced cum.

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Forever Cum

To climax and cum inside of a forever box "coffin"

Dude if I die it better be to "Forever Cum" with her in her forever box!

by FrankNsteinGtr August 30, 2021

Cum Tum

When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers

Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?

Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!

Chad: no you didn't

Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum

by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020

Cum Stack

A Cum Stack is a mass of largely agreeing opinions that are discussed to inflate the ego of the ones own ego. Cum Stacking is the act of creating a Cum Stack

Person one: “oh my days the fuck was that work meeting, waste of time”
Person two: “yeah literally , what a cum stack”

by Cum_Stacker_69 November 23, 2021

Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.

Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!

by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020

Cum

The shit out'cha dick when u stroke the cock

Shawty I'm bouta cum

Please don't I'm a minor

Oh shit "FBI OPEN UP"

by StickyCumSock October 7, 2021

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021