fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time

she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend’

by tomatosawce🤘🤘🤘 (bibaaaa sksksk October 31, 2019

national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021

Friends

The one thing in life that you dont have.

I dont have any friends.

by dumbxdylan January 1, 2023

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Friend

A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.

Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.

by GT1980 January 11, 2012

Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021

it-friend

a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description

Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.

by greenlantern69 October 18, 2021