The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023

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Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

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mr bean

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mr bean is bold

by General Stones April 14, 2025

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mr zillich

A crazy math teacher, who does the arts of all mathematics. He is a wise teacher and loves having a plumbers crack. He hated Tyler burtchen and loves fifi A

Guy 1- Omg!
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1-It’s mr zillichs crack!
Guy 2-Take a photo!

by Zillichunicoen February 2, 2024

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Zesty twinky bottom who is often found touching his close coworker Mr. D. Gets a lot of grindr notifications and has to go bathroom to “talk to his mom” wink wink. Is summoned by the mentioning AIDS, grindr, HIV, lesbians, and everything a little fruity. He’s not married but has a “roommate” that he loves to cuddle with. Scott pilgrim style. He definitely has a TWINKle in his eye when he gets those notifications. But overall he’s the sweetest guy you’ll meet.

“So anyways that’s when i contracted HIV”

Mr. Miller: “Mmmm i heard that yum yum”

by YesKing!!! January 30, 2024

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