When a girl performs a BJ and allows the guy to finish in her mouth. She then saves the discharge in her mouth and does one of the following two things:
A) blows the discharge all over his face
B) blows the discharge into his mouth
A) blows the discharge all over his face
B) blows the discharge into his mouth
Kim was Giving Mike the best BJ of his life but then she stood up and gave Mike a Dirty Bendever! he was so pissed he donkey punched her.
by Bigchicagoman November 21, 2010

The Dirty Bago is when you and your pals have a game of soggy biscuit. However, in this instant each member has to take a shit on there hands and wank with shitty fingers; the losing member has to lick it all the poo up and gargle the cum.
by Annoymous112122 November 8, 2021

by Lucky D November 14, 2020

dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 9, 2021

A guy who fucks lots of girls and thinks he’s the shit but he’s actually just being passed around like a cum shirt.
by K.doggggg October 13, 2019

When a girl shits in her hand while giving a blow job then smears it over his face while he is cumming.
by Gumpyforest October 8, 2020

by Super_Gae October 2, 2021
