Cat

The most glorious creature known by man and feared by all, this powerful creature will demand attention and it KNOWS how to get it, with its teeth like nails and ears so powerful not even elephants can match it its claws are sharper than a hawks claws, dont let its size fool you

“I ran into a cat one day, I payed my respects to the magnificent giant”

by The yoker January 13, 2020

Cat

Actually a freaking baddie! She is the best person it the whole damm world. If you don’t have a friend named cat, then ur dumb

Omg my friend cat is a freaking god!

by your friends cute December 1, 2019

Dog in a Cat

When a dogs cums inside of a cat and it makes a hybrid cat-dog

I saw a Dog in a Cat! what the hell

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 17, 2023

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

smile cat

she is my pet cat that is in love with smile dog and she will call you a shit dawg. if you call her smiley cat she will call you smiley dog if you seem like a dog but if you seem like a cat she will call you a sewer rat. her catch phrase is '' spread the sentense'' which sounds simmalar to ''spread the word''.

random human that might be killed by a creepypasta:did you read the smile cat creepypasta story?
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smiley sewer rat.

by weaseltalondrowned November 1, 2019

Shadow (Cat)

Fat. Very fat - and sleepy as fuck. Likes to hump elephants, and sings. If you live under a rock, Shadow is my friend's cat.

Name your cat Shadow, and he will live inside of your cat's soul.

Shadow (Cat)? Oh lol ya he's in the other room singing.

by sydneymcd066 January 28, 2019

Warrior cats animated

The act of shoving a whole Twisted tales of Felix the cat DVD up your ass

I did a warrior cats animated

by Smm2lover29383837454363 January 1, 2024