Fart Muscle

My girl friend is on her period so i stuck my penis in her fart muscles
by Mr. Hustlehands December 18, 2016
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Fart Pipe

A person's anal cavity that has been so stretched out by anal penetration that when the person farts it comes out it sounds like the breeze coming by.
After I fucked Jaylyn last night she was a fart pipe.
by kingkeizer December 20, 2017
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i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh
guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*
by Soggy_Biscuit January 12, 2025
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Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.
I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.
by Assdickmcfuckface March 14, 2022
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Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.
When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.
by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021
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Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.
The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.
by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023
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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
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