Real friend

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021
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Real Friend

When a homie will do anything with you, even if it pains them, like watching movie/ tv shows they don’t enjoy, or playing god-awful shit like Red Dead Online, or eating at a restaurant they hate.
Person 1: “Tyler is a real friend.”
Person 2: “Yeah, Tyler takes hits for the homies.”
Tyler: “haha Yeah
by CreeperMan August 06, 2019
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Real friend

A real friend is someone who’s not gonna joke someone who loves and care for you someone who’s gonna tell you the truth and someone who likes you for you
Jill and Randall went to Jill mom funeral and Randall had things to do and he decided to stay their with Jill Randall is a real friend
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3 March 13, 2020
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imaginary friend

a person who has no fucking friends so they use a imaginary friend to cope.
the person who has no friends: heyy how are you
there imaginary friend: hey you alright
the one guy sitting down wondering what the fuck is going on
by JellyBeanisDefoMid October 24, 2023
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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friend of steve

A way of saying that someone is gay. Like Adam and Steve
Is he... you know... *hand flip*???
Oh yes, he is a friend of steve.
by spbtmWords September 01, 2020
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Escalator Friends

Being a friend not just a fan

Someone who is a person, friend, or acquaintance enough to the point of recognition in the brief passing

Not necessarily by name but at least recognition.

If ignored then the relationship is one sided

Just a fan not a friend
**you are at least escalator friends:

Person to husband of couple: Ope howzit?

The husband: ope!

The significant other: who’s that?

Husband: oh just the guy from the place

**Not even escalator friends

Pesron who thought u all was friends to couple: hey! How’s ur car! You still work at that place? Hello?? Hi!

*ignored*

Significant other to husband: he knows so much about you who’s that?

Husband: I have no idea…
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