jalapeño corn dog

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.

"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."

by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016

California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.

"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

Dead dog soup

Dead dog soup

Dead dog soup

by Commit_poptart January 30, 2021

dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

C-dog Moment

Something that is witnessed that involves certain Alabamian cultures such as ones which involve sisters and brothers.

*hears man call his siblings attractive*
“Oh my god, that is such a c-dog moment”

by ItsKdyn September 10, 2021

seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

by cfwest November 3, 2012